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a post mortem (part two)

This is part two of Flo and I reviewing The Tortured Poets Department because she released a fucking DOUBLE album.

the tortured poets department: a post mortem (part one)

HERE is the breakup song besties.

FINALLY, SOME FOLKLORE/ EVERMORE VIBES!!!!

lol we had NOTHING to say… is that bad? Should I have lied?

Flo and I rn:

I swear if Flo doesn’t get a shout out from Taylor Swift one day she’ll combust.

First of all holy shit, a song about Kim Kardashian in 2024:

THIS SONG IS SUCH A BURN.

Neither of our rankings have changed from when we ranked part one!!! But here they are to refresh your memory xxx

Luce’s top 5:

  • “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart”

  • “Florida!!!”

  • “Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me?”

  • “But Daddy I Love Him”

  • “Down Bad”

  • Flo’s top 5:

  • “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart”

  • “Down Bad”

  • “Florida!!!”

  • “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived”

  • “loml”

  • want to be published in culture vulture?

    if you’re a pop culture/ internet writer and you feel like you’ve got something to say that fits with our culture vulture vibe, send me a draft to luce@shityoushouldcareabout.com and I’ll see what I can do 𓆩♡𓆪

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    Update: 2024-12-03