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Does Ice Spice resemble a fat Asian woman?

Apparently not content to have turned Kanye West’s daughter into a filthy hoo-er, Ice Spice hopped on a remix with Taylor Swift. Many suspect that the purpose was to deflect accusations of racism against Swift’s new boyfriend. Of course it was.

Swift is dating this guy Matty Healy from the 1975. They’re one of the most popular rock bands of our time despite no one having heard any of their songs, a sort of white equivalent of Bad Bunny.

Their albums are produced by Jack Antonoff, the same guy who works with a lot of current female artists. That might even be how Healy met Taylor Swift, raising the question: Has he also banged Lorde?

You’ll recall that Lorde got her body into decent shape and posed for an album cover with her ass out, not unlike Janelle Monáe, but it didn’t seem to translate into album sales. Perhaps she should have gone full frontal.

Healy appeared on an episode of the Adam Friedland show, a podcast in which guys who are maybe 10 years younger than I am talk the way guys talked when I was in high school back in the ‘90s, but not as problematic.

But still fairly problematic. On the Healy episode, for example, someone said that Ice Spice resembles a fat Asian woman. Or, the name Ice Spice sounds like the name of a fat Asian woman, or something to that effect.

I’d seek clarification, but the episode has been pulled from podcast services. I guess it’s illegal to suggest that someone resembles a fat Asian woman—as if there’s anything wrong with that. Arguably, the policy itself is racist.

If I were Ice Spice, however, I’d be concerned that people might think I resemble a fat Asian woman, albeit white guys in the comedy podcast community—obviously not her target audience.

Might she benefit from going on Ozempic?

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Filiberto Hargett

Update: 2024-12-04