Freddie Mercury's mustache comb, an angry cat, and The Art of Trolling

I always come here for sentences like "all the rich people have effed off to France or wherever" and I am NEVER EVER disappointed. Not once.
What worries me about that enraged cat brooch is that it presumably took a long time to make, so Boucheron had to keep re-enraging the cat model to get the expression just right. If I was that cat, I'd walk out after a few days of such nonsense, and never look back. I hope it did.
I would also like to be buried in that DANGEREUX wooden crate. When I'm dead, I mean, not right now. And in a scaled-up version. I don't want to be reduced down like a balsamic sauce. I just want the crate and the lettering. This will be going in my Will.
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