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FUTURE ALIEN BARBIE

A few weeks ago, Vogue sent an email blast about Kim Kardashian’s new beauty vibe: “future alien Barbie.” I wanted to write about it, but… what else is there to say, really? In lieu of a newsletter, I present: a poem comprised of copy-and-pasted subject lines and sentence fragments, each pulled from a different email I received that same day — sent by news outlets, by newsletters, by beauty brands, by PR reps, by colleagues. A snapshot of the times. (You can read previous “inbox poems” here, here, here, and here.)

“Future Alien Barbie”

is the opposite of

Present

human being and

Apologies if I have already written this! But

isn’t that

The point of this whole

Wild

precious

brutal

fragile

magic

meandering

life?

The vision people seem to have of

a future

formulated without

wrinkles, fine lines, and crow's feet

Thanks to These Anti-Aging Skincare Products

—the boringness of it!

I’m tired of female pain and also tired of people who are tired of it.

maybe you are also screaming

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Almeda Bohannan

Update: 2024-12-03