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Ranking All Barbers in The Witcher 3

Sometimes when you’re wandering the continent, you find yourself needing a haircut. Thankfully, the witcher has many a handful of options to cut Geralt’s hair and style his beard. I’ve broken down my definitive ranking of barbers in The Witcher 3.

Note: This list does not yet include the 4 barbers in the Blood & Wine expansion (yet).

  • Novigrad barber (The Bits)

    Guy is shaking and decidedly under the influence, which would be fine if he didn't also fuck up your hair sometimes.

  • Claywich barber

    A very nice Person in Distress who offers Geralt a shave after being freed from a cage in Velen. Does not offer a particularly wide range of haircuts and beard styles, but he’s serviceable.

  • Novigrad barber (Gildorf)

    He's kind of a tryhard? Like he's a perfectly acceptable barber, but I find him annoying, so I basically always go somewhere else.

  • Oxenfurt barber

    Best barber on the continent. He's unpretentious and cuts your hair good. What more do you need?

  • Svorlag barber

    We love an al fresco barbershop experience, and this guy's got a view of the harbor to boot.

  • Sjusta

    Sjusta is a tailor near Kaer Trolde Harbor who's nice enough to cut Geralt's hair upon request. What's not to like, really?

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    Christie Applegate

    Update: 2024-12-02