Ranking All Barbers in The Witcher 3
Sometimes when you’re wandering the continent, you find yourself needing a haircut. Thankfully, the witcher has many a handful of options to cut Geralt’s hair and style his beard. I’ve broken down my definitive ranking of barbers in The Witcher 3.
Note: This list does not yet include the 4 barbers in the Blood & Wine expansion (yet).
Novigrad barber (The Bits)
Guy is shaking and decidedly under the influence, which would be fine if he didn't also fuck up your hair sometimes.
Claywich barber
A very nice Person in Distress who offers Geralt a shave after being freed from a cage in Velen. Does not offer a particularly wide range of haircuts and beard styles, but he’s serviceable.
Novigrad barber (Gildorf)
He's kind of a tryhard? Like he's a perfectly acceptable barber, but I find him annoying, so I basically always go somewhere else.
Oxenfurt barber
Best barber on the continent. He's unpretentious and cuts your hair good. What more do you need?
Svorlag barber
We love an al fresco barbershop experience, and this guy's got a view of the harbor to boot.
Sjusta
Sjusta is a tailor near Kaer Trolde Harbor who's nice enough to cut Geralt's hair upon request. What's not to like, really?
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