The Daily Feather Finkle and Einhorn
ACE VENTURA: What the hell does Lois Einhorn have to do with Ray Finkle? Come on, think! Finkle and Einhorn. In it together. How? Why? Alright. Here we go. Answer’s right there! Just gotta get some blood to the brain! Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn…Finkle, Einhorn, Finkle, Finkle. (whispering) Einhorn and Finkle, Finkle and Einhorn. Quitter! What do you want? Huh! I don’t have any food for you. I have to have money to buy food. I have to have a dolphin to get the money. I don’t see a dolphin around here. Do you! Let’s face it. Your master is a loser. LOO…HOO… What the…? That’s it! That’s it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!! OH MY GOD!!! EINHORN IS A MAN!!!
Read these lines without any emotion, and the feeling of the scene would be sorely lacking. Insert one Jim Carrey in his 1994 breakout role as Ace Ventura and inhale the timing and delivery of a legendary comic cum actor.
Though we’re no comedians, we’re compelled to share unvarnished feedback from a client: “The Daily Feather- with skunk trivia, Ted Lasso quotes, Margarita recipes, bladder talk, both natural and synthetic DuPont neoprene, (polychloroprene) polyisoprene ( natural rubber) - All of this wrapped around Macro and Micro economic data - would I be going too far out on a limb to say this diverse publication is the modern.....- National Geographic - Economic Version? Danielle - hope you at least get some fishing in - safe travels.”
I WILL get some fishing in. It’s a point of pride. In the interim, we find ourselves pondering the “bulletproof” interest-rate-sensitive sectors of housing and autos. Wednesday’s weekly installment via the Mortgage Bankers’ Association home purchase index remained at a depressed level and continued to move in a sideways trench. It registered a third straight week-over-week decline, and the fourth in the last five weeks. Moreover, the purchase index broke a record for ineptitude. The week ending July 28 marked the 115th consecutive weekly year-over-year decline, an unprecedented string of contraction.
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